JOSHIZMS - the universe according to a seven-year old

Sunday, February 15, 2009




I. On Happy Meal

Grandpa took Josh to McDonald’s.
Josh flashing his little pearly whites, says:

“Grandpa, can you please buy me a Happy Meal? Because my mom wouldn’t buy me a Happy Meal.”
Grandpa (confused) asks Joshee:

“Why wouldn’t your Mom buy you a Happy Meal? “
Josh in a serious tone:
“Oh grandpa, that’s because she does not want me to be happy!”
Grandpa LOL! (laughed out loud)



II. On going to jail

Grandpa is showing Josh how to drive.

Grandpa put Josh on his lap and shows him to to steer the wheel.

Josh: “Isn’t it illegal to drive without a license?”


Grandpa: “Ah, yeah. If you get caught, you’ll get a ticket and go to jail”

Josh, asks his grandpa, with a concerned look in his eyes:
“ But grandpa, I don’t want to go to jail.”
Grandpa: “Why, are you afraid of going to jail?”

Josh: “ I don’t want to go to jail because they don’t make the food that I like.”
(PS – Josh only eats chicken nuggets, grilled cheese, apples, bananas and peanut butter and jelly)

III. Inaguration Day 2009

Josh is walking with his mom to school:

Josh: “Mom, Barack Obama is our new president. I don’t understand something.”

Mom: “What is it that you don’t understand?”

Josh answers in a confident and sweet high-pitched voice:

“Do you know a long, long time ago, we learned that some people with different color skin can’t even ride the bus?
Why do people worry so much about the color of their skin? It’s just a skin.
We are all people.”

Mom: "That’s why this day is a special day in our history!"


(PS – Josh is half Filipino and half-Jewish)



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Laughter keeps me young. And my seven-year old gives me plenty of laughs every day.
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